At the time of this writing, Batman (1989) can be streamed on HBO Max. I think Christopher Nolan has made my favorite Batman stories period. I have read many of the quintessential stories like the Dark Knight Returns, Killing Joke, Year One, and Hush and I do enjoy them all. I am looking forward toContinue reading “Tim Burton Made My Favorite Gotham”
Author Archives: Danger Wonka
8. Marshmallows
The following is part of a serialized story, Everyone Thinks I Dream of Chocolate. You can find the first chapter here. Dipped Confectionary was the first thing I learned how to make. It was almost 40 percent of Lou’s inventory and also the easiest to make. If you couldn’t do this, you couldn’t work with the productionContinue reading “8. Marshmallows”
What I want to accomplish with this Serial…
This week I released the 7th chapter of “Everyone Thinks I Dream of Chocolate.” I have always wanted to take my experience and the original short story and expand it into a novel. The decision to make it into a project for this website, however, I did on a whim. I don’t expect this versionContinue reading “What I want to accomplish with this Serial…”
7. The Old Town Mill
The following is part of a serialized story, Everyone Thinks I Dream of Chocolate. You can find the first chapter here. The Old Town Mill was built around the 1800s as a textile factory. At the time, it was a prospering business. Old photos show the Mill as a prime example of the industrial age ramping upContinue reading “7. The Old Town Mill”
Pepe and the Swastika Proves Symbols are Meaningless
The swastika is a story of symbolic corruption. While it is still strongly associated with good meanings in eastern countries and cultures, it is the symbol of ultimate evil in many western cultures. Like a lot of things, the Nazi’s of World War II have done a good job reminding humanity why we can’t haveContinue reading “Pepe and the Swastika Proves Symbols are Meaningless”
6. I am Surprised by How Much I Remember the Good Times
The following is part of a serialized story, Everyone Thinks I Dream of Chocolate. You can find the first chapter here. In many ways, I left the job bitter. Sure I was angry with the job itself. Even more than that, I was upset by the larger implications that I saw. The job became a way toContinue reading “6. I am Surprised by How Much I Remember the Good Times”
Everyone is Horny and It is Making Me Tired…
I’m not a prude. I’ve been having sex since I was 17 years old and started watching porn and jacking off earlier than most would feel comfortable admitting. I’m not against fetishes and sexual exploration. Like drugs, the topic of sex is tumultuous because no matter what general stance you take with the topic, itContinue reading “Everyone is Horny and It is Making Me Tired…”
5. First Day pt.3
The following is part of a serialized story, Everyone Thinks I Dream of Chocolate. You can find the first chapter here. After that first order, I was swept by a current of people’s needs and desires. My body felt drawn towards a cycle: writing orders down, ringing them up, and taking the list to theContinue reading “5. First Day pt.3”
Covid-19 Has Proven I Can Live Happy as a Vegetable
Yesterday, I skipped out on a concert. It was a show in D.C. for Green Day, Fall Out Boy, and Wheezer. They were never my favorite bands, despite a enthusiastic phase during my middle and high school years. This interest has and continues to exponentially drop the older I get. I bought these tickets 2Continue reading “Covid-19 Has Proven I Can Live Happy as a Vegetable”
4. First Day pt.2
The following is part of a serialized story, Everyone Thinks I Dream of Chocolate. You can find the first chapter here. Becky helped me learn the ropes in the first hour. I had never worked in a restaurant setting before so certain things were not immediately obvious. Don’t touch food with your bare hands. WashContinue reading “4. First Day pt.2”
Danger Wonka 