Author Archives: Danger Wonka

JRR Tolkien Started Over Many Times [On Writing]

I have restarted one of my stories many times. I think of it as my magnum opus, the story that I have put the most into and the one that means the most to me.  It is a culmination of all the things that I enjoy in life and my overall perspective on the world.Continue reading “JRR Tolkien Started Over Many Times [On Writing]”

26. Small Hats, Big Heads

The following is part of a serialized story, Everyone Thinks I Dream of Chocolate. You can find the first chapter here. I had a phase when I used to spike up my hair using wax and wear a bandana. I thought it was fun until the health inspector came in one day and decided that we allContinue reading “26. Small Hats, Big Heads”

I Have Been Writing On My Phone [On Writing]

I have been busy since I got my new job back in October. I have also been seeing friends, traveling, and going out to do other art projects.  I haven’t had the most time to just sit down and write like I used to. I do miss it. I have talked in the past aboutContinue reading “I Have Been Writing On My Phone [On Writing]”

25. Yelp

The following is part of a serialized story, Everyone Thinks I Dream of Chocolate. You can find the first chapter here. Dick and Lou did not care for Yelp. The one time I brought it up, they went on a 2-minute rant about how everyone on Yelp was an asshole. I was curious so I planned toContinue reading “25. Yelp”

I Am Thinking About Making a Career Change…

And by that I mean get a career. Since I graduated, I have had a series of jobs. I have never had a career. Since college, I have had jobs as a front desk employee, an autism job coach, a chocolatier, a grilled cheese chef, and a part-time managing editor for a start-up video gameContinue reading “I Am Thinking About Making a Career Change…”

24.Trey

The following is part of a serialized story, Everyone Thinks I Dream of Chocolate. You can find the first chapter here. Trey was always tired. As a maintenance worker, I would see him wander back and forth from the East Wing of the Old Town Mill to the West, then back again. I’ve only talked to himContinue reading “24.Trey”

Smoothie Bowls

I had all of these plans today. After work, I was going to give several friends a call regarding some art projects. I was going to shoot a video for my youtube channel. To top it off, I was going to try my hand at coding Arduino software.  Instead, I am sitting in bed watchingContinue reading “Smoothie Bowls”

23. Credit Card? No Problem

The following is part of a serialized story, Everyone Thinks I Dream of Chocolate. You can find the first chapter here. Actually, it was a big problem. In the year 2019, with high-speed internet, smartphones, and digital currency, our workplace was hooked up to dial-up. In an age where cashless is king, Lou’s was in a weirdContinue reading “23. Credit Card? No Problem”

The Batman (2022) Review

If you are using directors as a metric, this is Batman’s 5th film iteration. If you are counting actors, this is the 6th. Each version has brought something different to its viewers. If there is anything that Matt Reeves does with The Batman (2022), it is bringing an original tone, aesthetic, and style to Batman’sContinue reading “The Batman (2022) Review”